jokes

man with one arm

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar, and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he had had it. He decided to commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a [...]


State of the Art Watch

A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and can’t help but ask, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “I [...]