funny stuff
Zero
The sum of zero and a negative number is negative, the sum of a positive number and zero is positive, the sum of zero and zero is zero. A negative number subtracted from zero is positive, a positive number subtracted from zero is negative, zero subtracted from a negative number is negative, zero subtracted from a positive number is positive, zero subtracted from zero is zero. A positive or negative number when divided by zero is a fraction with the zero as denominator.
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Roof On Fire Claims Lives Of 43 Party People
NEW YORK-Tragedy struck at a popular Manhattan nightclub Saturday, when the roof, the roof, the roof of The Tunnel caught fire, collapsing and killing 43 party people.
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There are some things that all Georgians should know….
Coca Cola is ours, and unless you’ve had one in a green six-and-a-half ounce bottle,with a slight crust of ice on top, you don’t know what the real thing is……and you might want to try pouring about half a pack of salted peanuts into one sometime.If it weren’t for a Georgian - Crawford Long of [...]
The Genius of Steven Wright
If you’re not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he’s the famous erudite scientist who once said, “I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen… and replaced by exact duplicates!”
His mind tends to see things a bit differently than the rest of us mortals.
Here are some of his gems:
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Wicked Face Plant!
cityrag: Smash hit
Smash hit
The most horrific face plant ever seen on TV, in slow motion, from 3 different angles. The build up, the sound, the spinning and then unspinning legs, it’s a human train wreck. From this season’s So You Think You Can Dance, Dave Warshaw shows how to be a smash hit..
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Peaches
A gentlemanly Texas Rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, would you like to buy some peaches?
She pulled the top of the negligee [...]
CIA Assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
‘We must know that you [...]
Clock is Busted
The other night I was invited out for a night with “the boys”. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the [...]
video test
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oh shit!
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we [...]
