How to use your face as a baseball mitt

1) Go to Dodger Stadium.
2) Stand in the outfield seats during batting practice.
3) Wait for a home run to be hit.
4) Put your face in the direct trajectory of the hit ball.
5) Go to the concession stand for some ice.

on 205th magazine: Stuff Guys Like. [Pop Culture For Men]

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Living Room - almost finished. We still have to paint the front door & tack up crown molding.

My Office/ManCave - almost finished. Just need carpet.

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UGA VI - 87-27

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side note…..Andrea was at GC&SU the same time I was (some of the time, anyway….her plan was much shorter than mine!). She then was a reporter/anchor for the Fox affiliate in Macon and did some coverage when William was killed. Here is a sample I made from VHS.

You can visit Andrea at Georgia Life & Style or her Youtube video page.

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She said, ‘But we don’t know anything about each other.’

He said, ‘That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go along.’

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, ‘That was incredible!’

He said, ‘I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we’d learn more about each other as we went along.’

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.

After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said, ‘That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?’

‘No,’ she said, ‘I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi.’

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